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So this mighty rat just found its way into my room. As I’m blogging, it is right under my bed doing God-knows-what.

It is mighty I swear! Immediately it entered, I said “I have to blog about this” and the people around me found it funny. I dunno why.


Dear Medilag Rats,
I come in peace. I hope you leave in peace too.
I know I met y’all in Medilag and stuff.
I understand that y’all have ruled Medilag for a pretty long time. Even before Ajasa thought of conceiving me.
Boundaries must be set.
Stop gnawing at my door in the middle of the night.
That shit creeps me out.
Like is the overnight garbage not enough for you?
What exactly do you seek in my room?
You want to come and eat garri and rice?
I don’t have!
So when you realize that I don’t have food you’ll now eat all my clothes and books.
Things I have hustled to acquire.
I understand. You own the land.
Even when those compssa people were carrying out their ‘deratization’ scheme I saw it as a joke.
Fumigation ain’t got nothing on you.
Let’s meet halfway….
Stay in your lane and I’ll stay in mine.
Manage your dustbins and the gutters and I’ll stick to my room.
Please stay out of the bathrooms! There’s nothing edible there…
I’m surprised that y’all haven’t noticed. Dim wits.
Let’s do this and try to live in peace.

Best regards,

Only if the rats could read.

There’s this particular rat that gnawed a hole through my room door. You’d have thought it was its Daddy’s sitting room.

Medilag rats have been around for a pretty ‘loooooong’ time and I think Jesus is the only way to get rid of them.
Daddy be an otapiapia.

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The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 15,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 3 Film Festivals

Click here to see the complete report.


Hey people!

Hope your weekend was more fun and productive than mine. I was just home all weekend watching movies and doing laundry. That’s as much as my fun gets nowadays.


On to happier things, As many of you know, I got nominated in the Nigerian Blog Awards under the Best Humor and Best Student Blog categories, Thanks to many of you. The voting process was carried out and the winners were announced via a live Twitter Show on Sunday November the 18th.
I’m proud to announce that I copped the award for The Best Student Blog (by popular vote). I’m deeply overjoyed and Overwhelmed and I appreciate all my readers and everyone that nominated or voted.

I’m dedicating this award to “olliyu’ and to many more awards in more categories. Cheers.

With that said, I know there are other deserving bloggers that have showed more dedication than I have and even write better/more interesting things than I do but you guys stood by this prodigal/lazy blogger. You lot are too awesome.
I’m going to to try my best to update this space as much as my time permits and I’m gonna push myself to embark on the journey of the 30 day challenge which I have been postponing all year.

Very big shout out to the people at The Naked Convos, The Sarcastic Center, Afrosays and to all other winners. More ink to your pens.
And to other nominees, next year is another year; everybody is a winner.

See the full list o winners here


Hey y’all this is something I’ve been meaning to do for a while now…
I read this piece some years ago, apparently it’s a song by an Australian Director – He directed Moulin Rouge- called Baz Luhrmann. I found it quite amusing yet inspiring and thought I should share. Enjoy.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now;

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and Recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….
You’re not as fat as you imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you’re 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen…

You can watch it On YouTube

Or download the audio.

This isn’t me asking 100 questions; I’m answering 100 questions. Its something we did on Facebook just before we all flocked to twitter but some people brought it to twitter recently and I want to indulge; just not on my timeline. For sanity sake.

Also, its quite similar to the 40 things about me post I wrote when I first started this

TMI may be involved. Please don’t roll your eyes.
Peruse at your own risk.

Here I go;
100. Did you enjoy answering these questions? Yeah. Even though it got quite boring.

99. Random thought? I really should be studying. Maybe I’d be done with those kaplan videos now.

98. Heels or Flats? Both go down well with me.

97. Do you believe in love? First love.

96. What do you do to ease stress? Eat. Really. Food makes the world go round.

95. What makes you angry? Hunger

94. Toyota or Honda? Mercedes.

93. What is your dream car? I want a mighty SUV. Inversely proportional to my size.

92. Are you a jealous person? I’m human.

91. Are you a bad person? I’m the ‘goodest’ person you’ll ever know.

90. Girls: can you date someone younger? Boys: can you date someone older? Its not something I’ve considered, but think about it now, I’the say it depends on the level of maturity.

89. Are there any sexual acts that makes you uncomfortable? What are sexual acts?

88. Are there any causes you strongly believe in? Yup!

87. Are looks important in a relationship? Damn right. I must have beautiful babies.

86. Apart from the obvious ones, which two body parts are the most sensitive and responsive? Please which is the obvious one? My Flank and Popliteal Fossa tho.

85. Do you have any kinks we should know about? None that concern you.

84. All of your life, your parents have taught you. What have you taught your parents? I taught my mother how to use microsoft powerpoint (You have to listen to her tell the story behind her PHd project..#StoriesThatToshTheAt.) I practically taught my Father everything there is to know about the computer and how to go about yahoo.

83. How many pairs of jean do you own? 7. Seriously trying to phase jeans out of my wardrobe. You know being a med student and all.

82. What four things are you scared of? Failure, Falling, Having my kids end up like me, Remaining single with 99 cats.

81. What are the 3 physical features you get complemented on a lot? My smile, waist and hair color.

80. Do you routinely spend money that you don’t have? Its my bad habit… More like one of my bad habits.

79. Do you regret living those intimate experiences with that person? What person? :s

78. Do you regret anything? Yes

77. Do you read? Has any particular book influenced you or left a life-changing impact? Not really.

76. Do you read the Bible or Qur’an? Bible.

75. Would you follow your heart or your head? My head please! This heart can like to do anyhow.

74. Do you prefer to sleep together or alone? I kick and tumble and stuff. You knoww!

73. Would you prefer sharing finances with your partner or keeping them separate? I think sharing. More moneey! 😀

72. Do you prefer friends of the opposite sex or same sex and why? Opposite sex. Asides the fact that boys are honest, they don’t hold grudges and do all that gossiping.

71. Do you prefer talking to texting? Depends on who I’m dealing with.

70. Do you prefer reading books to watching movies? Reading books. Widens my imagination.

69. Do you play any musical instrument? If yes Which? I play the piano and the flute pretty well.

68. Do you love massages? Heck yeah!

67. Do you live alone? No. Sadly.

66. Do you prefer hot or cold drinks? We’re in the tropics damnit!

65. Coke or Pepsi? Cway Peach.

64. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers

63. Do you prefer a love marriage or an arranged marriage? What is a love marriage?

62. Do you pray regularly? I’m such a prodigal child 😦

61. Do you own a car? Sadly no

60. Do you need to know everything about someone’s past? I’m interested in what they care to share.

59. Do you miss anyone? Yes.

58. Do you make friends easy? Very much so! People mistake my friendliness for famzing.

57. Do you think foreplay is important before sex? So I’ve read.

56. Do you make a habit of Saving money? Yeah. There’s always a rainy day.

55. Do you love children? The ones that don’t cry. They do exist. I wasn’t a crying baby. Look how I turned out.

54. Do you like your independence or do you want to have a big wedding, wife/husband, puppy and kids? God made us to pro create. Pro create I will.

53. Do you like watermelons? On some days.

52. Do you like to watch reruns of your favourite shows? Yes.

51. Do you like to try out new thing? Of course. Everything is dynamic.

50. Ever been on a plane? Yes.

49. Do you sing in the shower? The tiles will crack.

48. Would you like to have your boyfriend/girlfriend in your school or class? School. Yes. Class. Heck no!

47. Do you like to french kiss? When fresh breath is involved.

46. Have you ever had a rebound? Yes

45. What do you think about your ex? Indecisive.

44. Do you like to flirt? Who doesn’t?

43. Have you fallen in love on a social networking site before? What is love?

42. Do you have sex on a first date? No.

41. Do you kiss on a first date? Yes.

40. Mention your twitter crush. “Don’t take umbrage but, none of u plebeians are good enough for me tbh. That’s why I’m still single. It gets tough sometimes, but I’m sleep.”. I borrowed this line.

39. Do you like to cook? Yes.

38. Do you like to budget? Or just more casual on Finances? I have Ijebu blood running in my veins. I also have a book where I record all my expenses.

37. Do you like tattoos? If yes what kind/type? On other people, yes.

36. Do you like the harmattan season or rainy season? None. I’m prone to cold.

35. Do you like strawberries? Yes.

34. Do you like spicy food? And why? No. Because.

33. Do you like spending more time alone or more time around people.. And why? Alone. Space to think!

32. Do you like someone right now? Don’t I always?

31.Your favorite device? I love all my devices.

30. Do you like short or long hair on a guy? Short.

29. Do you like school? I used to. Med school happened.

28. Do you like reading books or comics? Both! Naruto and all that Manga shit you guys are always on about don’t count as comics.

27. Do you like playing any sport? If yes, name the sport. Does sleeping count as a sport?

26. Do you like pets? If yes, do you have any and name the pet? If No, why? I adore puppies!! I’ve been begging Jite for one.

25. Do you like partying? Attending parties? Giving parties? Attending? Yes. Giving? Not so much.

24. Do you like Oranges? Only as a fruit.

23. What country do you like best? I’m not sure yet. Haven’t been to all the countries.

22. Do you like your name? On some days. I’m trying to make it work.

21. What are the color of your Eyes? Brown. On some days.

20. What is the first thing that pops into your head when you wake up? Friggin’ alarm!

19. How many kids do you want? 6. Which I plan to have before I hit 30.

18. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend using only two words. Non-Existent

17. Favourite TV Shows? Currently, I’m crushing on Arrow, Homeland, How I Met Your Mother, Pretty Little Liars, Big Bang Theory and so many others.

16. How often do you shave your body hair? As often as the need arises.

15. What music do you listen to? I’m a music hoe so anything goes. But Fela is the truth. #testify

14. Do you have a favorite pair of socks or underwear? Oh yes!

13. What could you never go a day without? I have different addictions at different points in time. I’m an addiction hoe. Right now, Meat pie from Alhaja’s shop.

12. Do you believe you meet people for a reason or by random chance? Some for a reason and some by random chance. Its how they affect us that matters.

11. How do you think we as people came to be? I’m a christian. I believe in the creation story but the theory of evolution is quite convincing. Forget the Yoruba, Ibo and Hausa stories of chicken spreading sand and shii stories. Bollocks.

10. Do you have any secret dream or passion? Yes

9.What do you most commonly dream about? School work. Boring I know.

8. What do you do when you can’t sleep at night? I rarely have sleeping problems.

7. Who is your favourite member in your extended family? Has to be my uncle Fatai.

6. What do your close friends know about you that no other person knows? You really think I’ll tell? Nah bro :p

5. What is your favourite thing to do in your alone time? Sleep + Eat + Watch TV Series + Eat + Stare at the wall and eat some more.

4. How many younger siblings do you have? 3. I was the middle child before but a new addition was made in August of this year 😦

3. How many older siblings do you have? 2

2. What day of the week were you born? I’m not so sure. I keep on asking my mother but I always forget. I’m guessing Friday night tho. Seeing as they named me ‘Ojulari’. They must’ve been drunk.

1. What is your birth month? September. Virgo too.


Hey greatest Idi-arabites,

The COMPSSA elections are here again

The very Audacious AJIBIKE GBAJABIAMILA, (MB;BS 300L)
Is vying for the position of Public Relations Officer (PRO).
She is willing to serve you Loyally, Reliably and Peacefully by the Grace of God.

God bless O:)
Your votes count!!

So you’ll know I’m still alive, I give you a beautiful poem by the beautiful Farida Jinadu she blogs at


Trust Issues.

I’m not perfect
And I don’t pretend to be
I face the reality of my life
And take my flaws for what they are

I know my strengths
And weaknesses
I take criticism well
And I try to be good

The one thing I am unable to do
The one thing that should come easily
The most important thing
Is to trust unconditionally

I’m completely unable to do it
I’ve tried so many times
And failed woefully
Because when the chips are down
The only person I trust is me

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  • cycatrx: Kem dela creame....... :d
  • bybaaaa: Lol. I just saw this thanks to oumissa. I love you. :*


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